Hello! Very amusing comic, thanks. May I please use the second panel as the main image for a mod I've made called "Realistic Animal Loot"? I'd be certain to credit your work. www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/…?
I am very surprised you took the beast down; do not be fooled by his appearance. The tiny mudcrab was once a glorious warrior! So amazing was he that he slew every foe with his beautiful glass greatsword. He was very cocky and arrogant, however, and one day he insulted a dark mage. Little did he know, the mage was actually a witch! He met her on the battlefield and he insulted the witch. "You dare challenge me? You are no greater than a mudcrab!" 'A fitting punishment' thought the witch and ZAP the warrior became a mudcrab. However, when he became the creature, she mocked him and magically shrunk his prized glass greatsword so that it could be stuck to his back where he could not remove or use it. "Now you are no greater than a mudcrab." She declared. He who slew the mudcrab-once-warrior would take the sword for his, or her, own and one day she may meet that warrior. Mind you it's an old tale so I wouldn't be surprised if not EVERYBODY heard it.
now see, ive head a similar tale, but it involved and orc, a deadric warhammer, and sheogorath, and the dummy got turned into a bee, and was squashed when his own hammer fell onto of him. the madgod forgot to shrink the hammer...
Ano zdarzało się znajdywać dziwne rzeczy w zwierzętach. Przypomina mi to motyw z Bard's Tale. Twórcy zakpili sobie z losowego lootu w niektórych RPG i z pierwszego zabitego wilka wlatywał miecz, kufer pełen skarbów i kilka innych przedmiotów.